GOOFBALLS 25-Inch Lighted Giant Ice Cream Cone Novelty Blow Mold Light – Retro Dessert Decor with Fun LED Lights for Indoor Use – Cute, Quirky Lamp for Kitchen or Party Display

A playful, retro accent that earns its space

I brought the ice cream cone lamp into a windowless work nook to see if a whimsical, oversized blow mold could do more than just look cute. It turns out, it can—within limits. This is not a task lamp or a reading light; it’s an unapologetic mood piece. If you want a warm, low-glow focal point that sparks conversation and softens sterile corners, it does that very well. If you expect it to illuminate a room, you’ll be disappointed.

Design and build quality

At 25 inches tall, the lamp is big enough to feel like decor with purpose, not a trinket. The classic blow-molded shell carries a vanilla swirl with rainbow sprinkles and a waffle-cone base. It leans into the nostalgic plastic-holiday-decoration aesthetic, but the sculpting and paint application are neat enough that it doesn’t read as cheap from typical viewing distance. Up close, you’ll notice a visible seam line (par for blow molds) and minor paint inconsistencies on some sprinkles. Mine arrived with a tiny scuff on the cone ridges that disappears once the lamp is lit.

The plastic is thick enough to feel sturdy, and the wide cone base gives it decent stability on flat surfaces. Because the body is hollow and relatively light, it can be tipped if someone bumps into it hard, but on a credenza, counter, or sturdy shelf it sits without wobble. There’s no obvious way to weight the base, so pick a spot out of high-traffic lanes if you live with pets or small kids.

Fit and finish on the electrical bits are straightforward: a short plug-in cord (about 37.5 inches) with an inline on/off rocker switch. The switch has a crisp click and sits closer to the lamp than to the wall, so it’s easy to reach if you stage the lamp on a sideboard. The cord length is the one real constraint; you’ll likely want an extension if your outlet isn’t directly behind the display area.

Setup and everyday use

Setup is plug-and-play. The lamp ships as a single piece—no assembly, no screws. Find a flat surface, plug it in, tap the inline switch, and you’ve got glow. You don’t get dimming, color modes, or any kind of smart control out of the box, which keeps the experience simple. If you like schedules or voice control, leave the inline switch in the “on” position and pair it with a smart plug; that worked flawlessly for me and makes this an easy piece to “automate” for evening ambiance or party scenes.

Cleaning and maintenance are low-effort. Dust collects on the swirl ridges and around the sprinkle accents, so a microfiber cloth or a soft brush attachment on a vacuum keeps it looking fresh. The LEDs run cool enough that you can clean while it’s on, though I still prefer powering it down.

Light quality and brightness

Inside the body are two small light sources: one in the cone base and another in the ice cream top. Together they cast a warm, inviting glow—think more night-light than lamp. The color feels like a classic warm white, which flatters the creamy plastic and brings out the sculpting. The effect in a dim room is charming: the cone softly glows amber and the scoop diffuses light more broadly, creating a gentle gradient. In daylight or in a brightly lit space, the lamp is more about visual presence than luminous impact.

If you’re hoping to brighten a dark room, this isn’t the tool. But if your goal is to give an otherwise dull corner a bit of personality and a cozy, low-level shine, it hits the mark. I found it particularly effective on a kitchen cart, a bar shelf, and a low file cabinet—places where it can be seen without competing with task lighting.

The LEDs are quiet (no coil buzz or hum), start instantly, and don’t flicker. Heat is a non-issue; even after a few hours, the plastic is only slightly warm to the touch. That’s comforting for long, unattended sessions during a party or evening wind-down.

Where it works best

Because of its size and the nature of the glow, placement matters more than with a typical table lamp. Here are a few spots where it shined:

• Kitchen or pantry counter as a playful centerpiece that doubles as a night glow
• Office credenza for a shot of personality in an otherwise serious space
• Game room, media shelf, or home bar for low-key ambient light
• Party tables as a thematic prop that also helps guests find the snack zone

I wouldn’t put it on a narrow mantle or a wobbly plant stand. It’s a large object and deserves a stable platform with a little breathing room.

Indoor-only, and that’s the right call

The body and cord are intended for indoor use, and it’s wise to follow that. There are no gaskets or seals, and the ventilation openings you want for cooling are the same places dust and moisture could get in outdoors. On a covered patio for a short event you could probably get away with it, but storage and long-term placement should be inside. The finish and the light engine will last much longer that way.

Efficiency and longevity

As an LED-based accent, it sips power compared to incandescent novelty lamps. You can run it for hours without worrying about energy cost or heat buildup. While there’s no published lumen rating or wattage on the unit I tested, the performance and temperature strongly suggest low draw. I’ve left it on for entire afternoons, and it never became hot or radiated noticeable warmth into the room.

There’s no user-accessible dimming or color tuning, and this feels intentional—this is meant to be a one-look, one-glow statement. If you need different brightness levels throughout the day, a smart plug with schedules or routines is a fine workaround.

What could be better

• Cord length: At roughly three feet, the cord limits placement unless an outlet is close by. A longer cord or a detachable power lead would broaden options.
• Brightness options: A low/high toggle or a simple dimmer would make it more adaptable, especially for nighttime use in bedrooms or nurseries.
• Paint durability: The finish looks good overall, but the raised sprinkles and cone ridges are the first places to scuff. Careful handling during unpacking and occasional dusting help maintain its look.

None of these are deal breakers, but they’re worth noting so you’re not surprised.

Value and who it’s for

As a decorative accent, the ice cream cone lamp punches above its weight. You’re paying for a big visual impact, a nostalgic form, and the convenience of low-heat, low-power LEDs. If your goal is lighting efficiency per dollar or lumens per watt, you should look at functional lamps instead. But as an affordable statement piece that also happens to glow, it makes a lot of sense.

It’s a great fit if you:
- Want a fun, retro anchor for a kitchen, office, or play space
- Need a conversation starter for parties or a themed corner
- Prefer plug-and-play simplicity over app-driven features
- Appreciate blow-mold charm and aren’t chasing museum-grade finish

It’s a poor fit if you:
- Need task lighting or room-filling brightness
- Don’t have an outlet within a few feet of your planned display spot
- Expect weather resistance for outdoor decor

Recommendation

I recommend the ice cream cone lamp for anyone seeking a cheerful, low-glow accent with unmistakable character. It’s easy to set up, safe to leave on, and sturdy enough for everyday use, with a nostalgic look that turns blank corners into conversation pieces. The short cord and fixed brightness are the only real compromises; pair it with a smart plug and choose a stable surface, and it will deliver exactly what it promises—a big, happy presence and a warm, welcoming glow.